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Name:
Crimson Permanent Assurance
Status:
Administrator/Overlord
Strengths: “Becomes” whatever weapon he is using
Weaknesses:
Often shows pity/empathy to noobs and Modestly-skilled players
Style: l33t. Can
“Bring IT” @ any level.
Special Attacks: Can “snap” Snark Mines to opponents in mid-air.
Special Defenses: Never a good idea to follow Crim anywhere.
Better chance of hitting “skeet” with a slingshot than catching Crim
when he starts to do his “fancy” moves.
Likes: Players who “shut-up” and Play
Dislikes: Criticism…of any kind…regarding anything….
Personal Status: Mutual Respect...ok, I like a lot
Overall: Keeps this Server/Forum going for us “Solid” and often doesn’t
get shown enough appreciation. KUTGW Crim
Personal Notes: Try
and remember to address him as “My Liege” when he enters the game. Offer him
Spam and Crunchy Frogs.
If you ever get involved in the Fish-Slap Dance…always, always, always
let him WIN.
Name: Binary^.nl
Status: Super L33t - DANGER!! DANGER!!
Strengths: Excellent with Shotgun. Proficient with ALL Available Weaponry.
Relentless Hunter .
Weaknesses: .....Processing.......
Style: Often Fights with "Death Squad" Mentality/Tactics. Should be
Considered "Deadly" even when "goofing" around.
Special Attacks: Enjoys impeding forward movement by placing Shotgun barrels in
opponent's mouths
Special Defenses: Navigates CF map like human-fly
Likes: Fair Fights & Duels
Dislikes: Lucky/Cheap Shots
Personal Status: Favorite Foreign Player
Overall: Talks smack but backs it up with style. [AP] wouldn't be the same
without him.
Notes: Fortunate to be considered one of Binary's friends. Sometimes....Morris
can be persuaded into serving as Personal Bodyguard after only a few beers.
Name: Zion
(aka/eek)
Status: L33t
Strengths: Good w/shottie (close & long range) Will feed you grenades
(during spam rounds) like an "ethnic" Grandmother.
Weakness: Runs into dark corners backwards
Style: Straight-up (mostly) Hops around map like he sat on something sharp
Special Attacks: Can Enrage w/taunts
Special Defenses: Has Platinum Cross he likes to whip out on Evil Players (aarg)
Likes: Piling up Skeezix corpses in the same room
Dislikes: Being Super Crowbared by ANYBODY
Status: OK
Overall: Good player, sharp mind and wit, shows little (if any) mercy.
Notes: Finally became friends on 3/18/04.
Name:
Meta Beta
Status:
Super L33t
Strengths: Devastating with ALL weaponry that begins with the letter “S”
Weaknesses:
Enjoys “observing” opponents blown into small bits (only time you can put a
lick on him)
Style: Maddening….Meta has “thrown down” some of the best Tricks/Traps in
CFDM History
Special Attacks: Following Meta ANYWHERE reduces your life expectancy by 99%
Special Defenses: Can “shift” dimensions at times and go entire map without
being seen by anyone.
Likes: Observing Tricks/Traps that blow players into small bits
Dislikes: Players who evade his Traps
Personal Status: Good Friend (both Floridians)
Overall: If I could play like anyone for a day, It’d be Meta.
It’s not just his fast computer and cat-like reflexes that make him so
good…..it’s his ability to “figure” you (and your objectives) out in
just a few moments of observation.
Then he’ll “git” ya. The scary thing is…..with all the times
we’ve played together…I may never have seen him play at his best.
Oooof.
Notes: Don’t follow Meta ANYWHERE…under any circumstances…it’s a TRAP,
or it will be. This
guy knows what you are going to do even before YOU do….stay as far away from
him as possible.
Name:
Ninja in Pajamas
(Nipper)
Status:
The Boy-King of Noobville
Strengths: Quick as a damn Super-Ball bouncin’ around in an elevator.
Can effect Incredible monkey-like jumps and swings.
Weaknesses:
THC Complications
Style: Wicked…..I wonder if I could have been that good at his age.
You should of seen me jumping around playing Pong (oh)
Special Attacks: Proficient in ALL available Weaponry
Special Defenses: Small enough to be immune to most HEADSHOTS
Likes: Being “hooked-up”
Dislikes: Not being “hooked-up”
Personal Status: Good Friend (reminds me of a Nephew)
Overall: Though little guy…Ruthless for his age…smart with computers too.
Notes: Goofs off a lot to lull opponents into a false sense of security.
Can “pick up” the pace at the drop of a hat.
Known for shutting up trash-talkers and riff-raff.
Honor Graduate of Skeezix’s Crowbar School for the Gifted.
Glad he’s on OUR side.
Name:
eM aRe
Status:
l33t up-n-comer
Strengths: Numerous……Often lets you choose what weapon you’d like to be
killed with.
Weaknesses:
Weapon Switching/Temporary Empathy for Noobs
Style: Have Fun….but Win.
Special Attacks: Uses RPG Tube as “bludgeoning” weapon.
Special Defenses: Can “hop” like Frogger
Likes: Winning
Dislikes: Coming in 2nd w/49
Personal Status: Good Friend
Overall: You can guarantee a good time when eM is in the server.
Will play to your level (no matter what it is).
Enjoys “obscure” weaponry duels.
Notes: Has become outstanding crowbar duel opponent….Also, keep him away from
the Hive-Hand. No
matter what the cost.
Name:
Kal Ebretto
Status:
l33t (in-training) Thinks he’s a War Golem…..that’s ok.
Strengths: Unable to understand the concept of “death”.
Will chase after you like an uncaring machine.
Weaknesses:
Cares not if he lives or dies
Style: War-Golem like….attack…attack…attack
Special Attacks: Extra Sharp Crowbar of Speed with Custom Grip and
Splatter-guard.
Special Defenses: Shiny Metal Ass that will “blind” you if you try to bite
it
Likes: Close-range duels/Opponents that “stay” and fight
Dislikes: Players who make him have to run after them
Personal Status: Good Friend (kindred spirit)
Overall: Willing to sacrifice accuracy and mobility for head-on Runaway-Train
style confrontations.
Gets “picked-off” a lot when venturing out into the open but is often
the last man (thing) standing in small-room fights.
Notes: War Golems (more than most) HATE getting fragged during “reloads”.
Kal opts for close-range battles and prefers weapons that HAVE no ammo.
The only way to get the better of him is to run away to a “snipe”
spot when you see him.
To stay and fight would be down right foolish
Name:
Defiant^.nl
Status:
(former) Crossfire Death Squad Member/DANGER!! DANGER!!
Strengths: Proficient will ALL types of Weaponry (save “obscure” weapons)
Weaknesses:
Wee touch of “attitude” affects “likeability”
Style: Win at all costs.
Stats count for something and he want’s you to know that.
Special Attacks: Very good at anticipating people coming around corners
(Excellent hearing)
Special Defenses: Never stops to rest anywhere….ever.
Likes: People who think he’s the Best
Dislikes: People who think otherwise
Personal Status: Friend of Brother
Overall: Good but Nasty.
Runs rough shot over Noobs but has difficulty staying connected when [AP]
l33ts happen on the server.
Notes: Great player to “learn” from (when you get the chance).
Often have to look up at the right corner to see who actually killed me.
Don’t play much together…probably have a 1-35 ratio vs. him…but
that 1 kill was SWEET.
Name:
Assassin/Snarkman
Status:
Bad-Ass Noob
Strengths: Sinister w/Snarks….knows map pretty well.
Weaknesses:
Can’t keep away from where the Snarks spawn.
Style: Old-School….got some “special” stuff from Biggie Smalls last year
and his game improved dramatically (?!)
Special Attacks: Can never rest when under 10HP…there’s at least 1 of his
hungry Snarks out there….some where.
Special Defenses: Sets fairly devastating Snark/Satchel traps
Likes: Early AM Noob-killing stat-whoring sessions
Dislikes: Getting “done in” by someone else using one of his old tricks (who
doesn’t)
Personal Status: Very Good Friend
Overall: Long-Time [AP] Player.
1st [AP] Friend (save, Mike). Entirely predictable….as am I.
Kicks ass in “King of the Bunker”
Notes: Too
many traps to list. Here’s
one…When he pushes the button and runs back to a “candy” room and sets 2
satchels down….this is what you need to do.
Grab some Snarks….run into the Bunker…..find the candy room
w/satchels…(if you have time) release 1 Snark.
He’ll panic and blow the satchels (lol) release the other 4 Snarks,
switch to crowbar and swing wildly in front of the exit. Works
every time.
Name:
Sponge Frank Baffle Pants
Status:
Claims to have been associated w/the Horsemen
Strengths: Deadly accurate…hardly ever misses
Weaknesses:
Few…..Jumps INTO trouble more than he jumps OUT of it (when he jumps)
Style: Sneaky…..Seems to always be ready for any kind of fight
Special Attacks: X-bow w/laser sight
Special Defenses: Knows when to
stay….when to go.
Likes: Players who run in steady, straight lines.
Dislikes: Players who jump a lot.
Personal Status: Good Friend
Overall: Tough guy…only Player I’ll let Boss me around…..would make
sinister teammate if situation was different.
Notes: Fairly predictable. I’ve
copied some moves of his I’ll never let him know are in my arsenal.
Purest form of flattery possible.
Name:
Greyfox
Status:
l33t (in-training)
Strengths: Slippery, hard to put a good solid lick on him (at times).
Knows the map well and uses it to his advantage
Weaknesses:
THC Complications
Style: Aggressive. Fears
no man.
Special Attacks: Accurate
long-distance crowbar throw.
Don’t ever think you’re really safe ANYWHERE when gf’s in the map
Special Defenses: He’ll give you “one good shot”…but that’s it.
Likes: Good players he can learn from.
Dislikes: Grenade Rain
Personal Status: Cool Dude
Overall: A real fan-favorite…nobody ever has anything bad to say about Greyfox…..Probably
could take on Binary if he’d just put the pipe down.
Notes: Make
that one shot he gives you a good one.
Greyfox wont stop until all movement in the room ceases.
Name:
Wonkavator
Status:
l33t…pretty much
Strengths: Runs through map like a John Deer
Weaknesses:
Never looks behind him
Style: Relentless…..Talks Smack…and then Smacks you
Special Attacks: Can Enrage at Will
Special Defenses: Never backs up
Likes: Breaking up Fights
Dislikes: Revenge Kills
Personal Status: OK
Overall: Frustrating because you want to shut his mouth…but often can’t.
Hates it when you hit him with the Freeze Ray (continuously).
Notes: Good Player……I learned the hard way when I said, “Just Bring
It”….and he did.
Name:
Adam
Status:
Bad Ass Noob
Strengths: Clever Mind….hard to “outmaneuver”
Weaknesses:
Tries to pick up “live” Satchels
Style: Aggressive…..Curious
Special Attacks: Armor Piercing Rounds
Special Defenses: Easy to Underestimate
Likes: People who think Wresting is “real”
Dislikes: People who think Half-Life is “fake”
Personal Status: OK
Overall: Up-and-comer…..needs to develop an “edge”
Notes: Reminds me of myself (back when I cared).
Probably best not to teach him any crowbar “secrets/tricks” yet.
Could end up as “SkeezixII” if l33ts continue to beat him without
mercy like they did to me.
Name:
Zombie Toe
Status:
l33t (in-training)
Strengths: Hand to Hand combat….prefers tight, dark corners to do his “dirty
work” in
Weaknesses:
Reflexes (well, he’s a Zombie like me for crying out loud)
Style: Straight Up – Old School – In your Face
Special Attacks: Goes for your “tender” areas 1st (in case you
somehow escape)
Special Defenses: Ghastly Appearance at Close-range/Stench (like me)
Likes: Participating in Live-Organ Transplants
Dislikes: Having to use other Players body parts in times of need
(That’s a LEFT leg…I’m looking for a RIGHT….duh…)
Personal Status: Good Friend (like a brother)
Overall: No middle of the road with this guy.
Either he’s leaving a trail of bodies behind him or he’s playing like
he’s BLIND. (Maybe
he is…that would make him an Excellent Player….)
Notes: Some of my BEST times ever spent in [AP] were/are with/against this guy.
How many times have me and zito been crowbar dueling in a room (unable to
deal the final death blow) and some poor noob spawns in to the room with us?
We stop, both jump once, and chase after the guy.
You know that HAS to be Disturbing.
Waaaaaa!!! Zombies!!!
Name:
Homey
Status:
l33t (when he wants to be)
Strengths: Mindbending Tactics – Can never rest of feel SAFE when Homey’s in
the map.
Weaknesses:
Many (when he goofs around) Few (when he’s serious)
Style: Numerous…likes to “mess” with opponents
Special Attacks: Long Distance Satchel attacks
Special Defenses: Always keeps 1 Snark handy to throw down your pants
Likes: Players who understand his humor/tactics
Dislikes: Players who take this game a little too seriously
Personal Status: Good Friend
Overall: Homey’s a HamBone, and he knows it.
Has blown me to bits in some of the funniest ways bubble mod allows for.
Notes: Love/Hate….I
love watching “others” fall into his traps.
I hate being the victim of his “tricks”.
If Homey and Meta ever teamed up on you….you’d simply go nuts.
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